11.13.2008

This is hard


1. I have a really bad temper. I think only my mom and Matt have ever really seen it, and boy have they seen it. Especially Matt. (early marriage. it sucks pretty bad.) Sorry Mattchew. I still feel the feelings of intense fury with other people, I guess I just don't let it out. But inside, I'm like, "%^&*I YOU STUPID &$#@*&^%#$^&*&$#%$#*&%$#@#$%&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



2. I'm very intrigued by death. I really like findadeath.com. I don't even mind seeing dead people as long as their brains/intestines aren't spilling out everywhere. I'm pretty into Kurt Cobain and if he really killed himself. If you go to findadeath, you'll find out why some people don't think he really did it. Especially from his "suicide" note. I really don't understand people that don't like to talk about death. It's a part of life, people. Everyone dies. Everyone you know will die. YOU will even die. So might as well get over it.



3. I don't ever borrow books that I'm going to read because I want to accumulate my own books and have a nice, big library. Maybe I'll have one of those sliding ladder things like Belle slides around on in Beauty and the Beast.



4. I know everything. About NOTHING. And I tend to make people feel stupid cause I can never believe that people don't know what I know, and I say things like, "How do you not know that?!" I'm rude, I know. I'm trying to be better. But seriously. How do you all NOT know that?


5. I just realized my pants are on inside out. If you don't know why this is really funny, read this and this.



6. I get really annoyed when pregnant women complain about being pregnant. It might've started before this, but I feel like it really started when I watched Juno and Jennifer Garner's character was sad when she couldn't experience what Juno was experiencing. I hope my sensitivity to this issue isn't a sign for the future... So ladies, please be gentle when talking about the not-so-fun things about pregnancy. Some women would kill to experience that crappiness.



7. I like to make up my own words. Like crappiness. And apparently might've (once again, Firefox is telling me it's not correct.) Making up words that make sense is ok. But as we all know, bad grammar is NEVER ok. Except when it comes to capitalization. And when I make mistakes. the following picture is me when I was skinny and hot.



I tag....Mandie, Joy, Jared, Nancy, Chelsi, Katie, and Shelley

11 comments:

Steph said...

So .. you avoid my question .. you trying to get prego?

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Kari said...

Must I be trying to get pregnant to be scared of infertility!?

Pierce and Stacy said...

So in that picture of you, you're writing in spanish? umm.. :) and P.S. you ARE hot.

Kari said...

Do you have a problem with my writing en espanol??

Nichole said...

I love #6! Thanks!

Dana said...

good job kari...it IS hard huh!? so proud of you :P i loved to read them all...and btw, thanks for telling everybody it is okay to not puntuate...i knew you were thinking of me :P haha

p.s. your pants are on inside out...MADE YOU LOOK!! hahha

Kari said...

NEVER did I say it's ok not to punctuate. punctuation is vital!

Dana said...

excuse me! (punctuation included) i meant capitalization! :P haha thanks for keeping me in line, kari. :)

travisandjoy said...

this should be fun, and hard... thanks! i enjoyed yours.

mandie said...

BaH!