Retraction

I would like to write a retraction about my excitement of Popeyes being in Utah. Apparently it's only on Hill AFB, which no one can go to unless you're military! Why do they get us all excited with commercials and then punch us in the face by saying we can't go? I am not pleased. Mother, can you mail me some red beans and rice? Perhaps we can go on Friday between our flight getting into Texas and the rest of our journey to Hawaii??? Yep, we're going to Hawaii...anyone jealous? You should be! Suckers.