If I had a cat...

Well, I never would cause 1. I don't like them; 2. Matt wouldn't allow it; 3. we're both allergic; 4. they're scary. They could pounce on you at any moment! So if you have a cat, you should seriously consider (search, ponder, and pray) buying one or all (please, all) of the following items. I'm sure your cat would be most appreciative.

All from here.