8.28.2008

I'm all about setting goals and never achieving them

So my lovely, most favorite cousin Kelly gave me the instructions to do a three day fruit flush. It's day two, and I already quit.

Day 1: Drink 6 oz. of whey protein shake every two hours from 8 am to 4 pm. The shake induced my gag reflex, so I'd chug it as fast as possible. Dinner was a salad (sick!) with olive oil and lime juice. I thought I put on way too much lime juice, but I'm pretty sure the lettuce was just bad. I wouldn't know. I don't eat crap like that! Hence the chub. I also got to eat four egg whites, and I have never been so happy to eat eggs with no salt or pepper on them. Compared with the salad, it was delicioso. I was still hungry, so I had a little cookie dough, a spoonful of ramen, and two saltines. Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.


Day 2: Eat one serving of fruit every two hours from 8 am to 4 pm. This will be way better. It WAS, but I still wasn't happy with it. I normally love plums, but for some reason I just hated these. I don't know if they were gross or my oppositism kicked in. I ate my stupid salad for dinner (with better lettuce, but it still tasted like crap), so I decided I was allowed to eat canned green beans. Don't know if it's allowed for this flush, but I was freakin' hungry. Don't deprive me of food! I get really pissy when that happens. But then I opened the mail and found coupons for Arby's, new Domino's sandwiches (have you SEEN them? they look delightful.), and desserts from Godfather's pizza. I decided I was done. All of that food was way more important than the loss of my lovehandles.


So I ordered some mozarella sticks.


Kari + = love. fat love, but it's love nonetheless.

7 comments:

jon and whit said...

HA! i've been going to weight watchers with my parents & i hate it so bad that i've been lying to them about how much weight i've lost (since they ARE paying for it!) haha sucks huh? :)

mommy dearest said...

So after 3 days of this diet, then what? Maybe I want to try it. I need more info. Maybe at Peach Days as we eat peach cobbler, peach ice cream and peach pie, we can discuss it! Sounds Peachy!!

Steph said...

Mmm .... Mozarella sticks .....

If it makes you feel any better I haven't stuck with my diet since I don't have to worry about fitting into that stupid dress anyways. LOL ... Chips and Salsa ... Taco's with Cheese .... All the good stuff!!!

Steph said...

Mmm .... Mozarella sticks .....

If it makes you feel any better I haven't stuck with my diet since I don't have to worry about fitting into that stupid dress anyways. LOL ... Chips and Salsa ... Taco's with Cheese .... All the good stuff!!!

Chelsi said...

sick. flushing is not healthy i am convinced. my mom made me do weight watchers...yeah, you heard me right. she's paying for me and spence. we're on week 2 and i've lost 4 pounds, not working out and i had onion rings and pizza this weekend...real ones from the factory. i recommend weight watchers. you can eat whatever! just in moderation. i don't have the will power for anything else.

Dana said...

i agree...mozarella sticks...hmmm...makes everything better :) haha

Chad, Emily & Rayden said...

every time i read one of you blogs i laugh so hard. i wish we could hang out. i have a feeling i would always be in a good mood haha.